Born in 1946, I started shaving at 16. I have always been before audiences, doing recitals, part of the school choir, as a teacher in elementary school, a lecturer in religious circles, a broadcaster, in my South American birthplace of then, British Guiana. Razor bumps from shaving interfered with my looks, and I set out to prevent its re-occurrence. I bought every razor I could find, including the one called “the black man’s razor” made by Remington. I bought Gillette razors from Germany, Japan; you name it. Eventually, I got a bump. In 1992, using my journalistic inquiry skills and chemistry background, I set out to create a lotion that will make the black man shave fearlessly, leaving his face as smooth as a baby’s bottom. I used myself as the body for trials, and after many burns and bruises aplenty, I have created the wonder lotion I call FACE LIFT. Home is now, COLUMBIA, MARYLAND, USA. I smile with admiration when I meet someone who doubts my magic. Women over 50 with chin hairs and mustaches are shocked to admit they shave, but I see the bumps. Some use the product NAIR (designed for legs) on their faces! Oooh! I now have a line of skincare products for skin and hair. Hurry up and get the magic touch. I guarantee it. Oswald.